33 Reasons You Should Never Visit Kent

1. Kent: They call it the Garden of England for some unknown reason.

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Rape seed field, near Folkestone.

2. There are literally no gardens.

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Hever Castle, Hever.

3. Anywhere.

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Leeds Castle, near Maidstone.

4. It’s literally just cabbage fields.

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Poppy field, near Shoreham Village.

5. And ugly buildings.

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Leeds Castle, near Maidstone.

6. With no colour.

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Whitstable seafront, Whitstable.

7. Anywhere.

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Rose gardens, Hever Castle.

8. At all.

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Coast between Folkestone and Hythe.

9. Gross.

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River, Canterbury.

10. The landscape is grotesque.

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Elham Valley.

11. And really incredibly dull.

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White Cliffs of Dover.

12. It’s just the same bleak view wherever you go.

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Hythe Canal.

13. Even wildlife wouldn’t want to live here.

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Lake, Hever.

14. There’s no history.

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Canterbury Cathedral and Hever Castle.

15. No nice, local eateries.

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Shelly’s Tea Rooms, Chilham.

16. And literally nothing to do.

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Tonbridge Castle and Penshurst Place & Gardens, Tonbridge.

17. Don’t even get me started on their beaches.

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Beach at Whitstable.

18. They’re an eyesore, quite frankly.

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Viking Bay, Broadstairs.

19. Dirty and unkempt.

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Margate beach.

20. And absolutely horrid to walk along for miles.

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Kingsgate Bay, Thanet.

21. Upon miles.

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Chalk cliffs, Dover.

22. In fact, all the waterways are disgusting.

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Faversham Creek.

23. And lacking in scenery.

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Chilham Castle, Chilham.

24. The sun never, ever shines.

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Kingsgate Bay.

25. And there’s nowhere to go if it ever does.

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Broadstairs beach, Thanet.

26. In fact, every single season is such a drag.

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Aylesford Village.

27. And night time’s even worse.

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Ramsgate Harbour, Ramsgate.

28. It’s a disgrace to the rest of the country.

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East Quay, Whitstable harbour.

29. The towns are built up with nothing but chain stores.

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Tunbridge Wells.

30. And you’ll never get a decent lunch spot anywhere.

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The Rose Inn, Wickhambreaux, near Canterbury.

31. And picnic spots? None.

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Dover Castle, Dover.

32. You’d never want to go to Kent.

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Sissinghurst.

33. You’d only be disappointed.

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